SNL: Stalking Santa Claus like Eminem—“This present is the only thing keeping me alive...”

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Written By Chris Well

“So, this’ll be my last letter. I know you’ll miss me when I’m gone…”

In this Christmas sketch from Saturday Night Live, Santa Claus (Jason Bateman) has his elves reading Christmas letters—and quickly discovers a series of Christmas letters from a persistent man (Pete Davidson). And things get dark quick.

In a spoof of rapper Eminem’s creepy hit “Stan” about a stalker fan, Davidson pens letters to Saint Nick. Stu’s Christmas list includes just one thing—a PlayStation 5…

The reason that “Dido” and “Elton John” appear in the parody is because the real Dido appeared in the original video (in fact, her song is sampled under the rap), and because the real Elton John once performed “Stan” on the Grammy Awards with Eminem.

What makes me love this sketch even more is the part about Santa—which is completely original.

“His delivery was for sure really on point because it was not what I expected when I saw it,” Eminem says of Davidson’s performance in the sketch. “I was like, ‘Man, this is actually really good.’ The whole thing was great.”

More from Monster Complex

  1. Lots of articles about CHRISTMAS HORROR stuff like books, movies and TV episodes

  2. Santa Claus vs The Devil

  3. 10 Sci-Fi Versions of ‘A Christmas Carol’

  4. Christopher Lee holiday song “Jingle Hell”

  5. The Munsters’ Scary Little Christmas [Flashback]

  6. D.M. Guay: Hell for the Holidays—Christmas from the horror comedy series 24/7 DEMON MART

  7. Convincing Run-DMC to celebrate Christmas in Hollis

  8. Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror: The Stupidest Angel by Christopher Moore [Spotlight]

  9. Holidays with ‘Anna and the Apocalypse’: “Christmas Means Nothing Without You”

  10. Terry Pratchett: Hogfather—A Christmas Novel of Discworld [Flashback]

  11. Watch CeeLo Green and the Muppets party with Santa

  12. Justice League vs Solomon Grundy at the Christmas party

  13. Addams Family’s Christmas rituals

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Chris Well

Chris Well been a writer pretty much his entire life. (Well, since his childhood.) Over the years, he has worked in newspapers, magazines, radio, and books. He now is the chief of the website Monster Complex, celebrating monster stories in lit and pop culture. He also writes horror comedy fiction that embraces Universal Monsters, 1960s sitcoms, 1980s action movies, and the X-Files.

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